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black bart
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Afro

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:08 am

After many a Long Voyage!

TPBM has the world's biggest Afro.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:44 pm

Not only the largest, but also the only example of one greater than 22" to ever be grown on the pubis.


TPBM bought a flowbee, and is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
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Dan(da haole guy)
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:44 pm

thanks for the oh-so-complete check! (skin-so-soft works quite well, it seems)..

TPBM bought a Humvee & is as dangerous as a startled badger..(with DU ammo)
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

Vulcan Tofu
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Postby Vulcan Tofu » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:30 pm

Now it's so much easier to find a parking space.

TPBM has a fever...and the only prescription is...
Bother, bother, bother...

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Postby Rainswept » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:33 am

I like to ask for a BJ when I'm sick. Makes me feel much better right away, and isn't loud and annoying like a cowbell.

TBPM thinks that my prescription is excellent.
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black bart
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Absorba

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:16 am

Yes, yes...you keep taking the tablets matey...it will work out fine as long as you have enough health insurance.

TPBM is Absorba the Greek and knows the joke that proceeds his/her name...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:18 am

You misheard me...I am Abnorma, the GEEK....A nickname I picked up in jr. high.



The person below me is the producer of the not-so-successful video series "Girls Gone Naggy"
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anthrobabe
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:38 am

did you take out the trash?
did you feed the dog?
will your mother be coming over for dinner again this weekend? Is she going to bring that hideous "dog" of hers with her?
will you please learn to put the toilet seat down?
why do I always have to be the bad guy- he is your son and you need to turn the game off and go talk to him.
does this housedress make my butt look big?



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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Aeger » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:47 am

It is not I who lays the bricks, but a power far above me. The mortar, though, that's all me.


The person below me is above me.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:38 pm

In post count and quite likely in height as well.

TPBM is a 98 pound weakling.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:05 pm

A very pressed-for-time zankou asked me to run over here and post this for him.


TPBZ has a broom they bang on their ceiling when they get sick of hearing aboot elves..
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:07 pm

Close. Since my ceiling is the floor of the roof, I pound on it when I get sick and tired of hearing booted elves tromping on it.

TPBM loves boobs, but hates women.
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Postby Jean Bart » Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:03 pm

Fortunately, I know this salesman who sells them separately.

TPBM sell boobs. And boobless women too, after hours.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:07 pm

That's "to boobless women, after hours."

TPBM wants to buy a pair for EarthRise to match his new vagina.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Dan(da haole guy)
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:46 pm

va-boobs?? boo-ginas?? EEK..

TPBM wishes all this would just go the f*** away :cry: (fat chance!)
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..


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