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Postby capidosia » Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:36 am

i never knew how hard it would be to pronounce f***... those asterics take a hell of a lot to get your tounge around.

TPBM has gone the f*** away.
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:45 am

But I came back. Just to spite you.

The Person Below Me was reported missing--even though everyone knew where they were.
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Postby farfalla » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:07 pm

In hopes that I would believe them and go find myself

TPBM found themselves in a dumpster behind Ken's House of Barely Naked Bears

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:39 pm

Aparently I was too naked.

TPBM thinks there's no such thing.
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Postby farfalla » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:51 pm

I don't just think, I know

TPBM goes to the shore every morning still hoping the sun will rise in the west

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:54 pm

And believe me, making that drive is expensive these days...2 hours...

TPBM would drive for 8 hours for a chance to see the beach.
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Postby farfalla » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:00 pm

Would drive much further to put my toes in the surf and smell the sea (sigh)

TPB likes to smell salty airs

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:02 pm

No, I put on airs that are a bit...salty...

TPBM tried putting on airs, but they didn't fit.
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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:04 pm

So I put on "rain"

TPBM puts on the dog

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Postby Vulcan Tofu » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:09 pm

Nah, I tried, but he wouldn't stay put.

TPBM steals lawn gnomes in hopes of setting them free.
Bother, bother, bother...

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:10 pm

What do you mean "in the hopes of"? I set them free, and they come back to me!

TPBM never sets anything free.
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:12 pm

I think of it as kidnapping lawn gnomes.
I only free them for ransom.

TPBM has a secret crush on Al Roker.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:17 pm

Before my mornings were taken by worshipping FSM

TPBM thinks it is only a good morning if ABC says it is

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:19 pm

Since getting rid of my television, I only have bad mornings...

TPBM checks the weather by sticking their head out the window.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby farfalla » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:36 pm

Sometimes the weather is bird droppings

TPBM keeps trying to make their bird drop


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