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Rainswept
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:42 pm

yes... drop on Zankou to be specific.

TPBM doesn't see the difference between cabbage and lettuce.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:05 pm

Not until I've put my glasses on, anyway.

TPBM can't see the difference between a cabbage and a brussel sprout.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:01 am

a cabbage is just a Brussels' sprout using "the clear" from BALCO..

TPBM thinks the only performance-enhancing drug that should be readily available is kolaloka lemonade..
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:10 am

That isn't a performance enhancer, just a basic stimulant. You can give a man steroids, but he can't cross the English Channel if he doesn't know how to swim.

TPBM swims in Chanel no. 5
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black bart
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Kind

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:07 am

Arrrrrrr...no one's ever said such kind words ta me!

TPBM is a long lost relative of the Dodo
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Postby farfalla » Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:19 am

Also being a flightless bird trapped in in this plane

TPBM is trapped in a 747 perpetually circling Heathrow

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black bart
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Hot Spot

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:47 am

Luckily there's a Wi Fi hot spot on board so I can keep posting in a vein attempt to catch up with Rev Redbeard

TPBM is a computer virus
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Postby Vulcan Tofu » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:45 pm

Actually, I prefer giblets.

TPBM gives out healthy snacks instead of candy on Halloween.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:53 pm

& still cleaning the eggs from off my house (sides/roof/garage..)..next year the ungrateful pissants get "Circus Peanuts" & candy corn and year-old gobstoppers..)

TPBM thinks tree bark and floor sweepings count in their high-fiber diet..
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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black bart
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Sahakespeare

Postby black bart » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:17 am

Arrrr...I tried bein a Ninja tis true...but me peg leg kept givin away me stealth attacks!

TPBM: is a Shakespearean actor and will deliver his reply in his finest Shakespearean voice
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Whatever

Postby black bart » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:12 am

Such is the simplicity of man to harken after the Flesh, verily doth I Love Boobs squander his existence on such lechery

TPBM can say whatever the **** they like but in the tone of a chav teenager
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:12 pm

I would if I knew what "chav" meant.

TPBM not only knows, but wrote their thesis paper on the definition.
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Chav

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:05 am

Indeed, indeed...if only I knew what the word thesis meant!

TPBM will take this test to find out if they are a Chav:

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:32 am

After finding out the definition of chav, I took the test:

You are 15 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

Damn shame that. Oh and by the way, you shall now refer to me as Jayson-Romeo Blasphemist.

The person below me knows what a chav is without having to look it up, and passed the test with flying colours.
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Postby capidosia » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:51 pm

indeed i do know what a chav is, and i did pass the test with flying colours.... 1%.. best mark a chav has ever recived :D


TPBM wishes they realy were a member of said socialy retarded group.
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)


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