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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:58 pm

I've had to make do with tomatillos...not quite the same.

TPBM is mad as an April Hare.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:26 pm

ahh, April Hare..& her buddy Burke..whudda pair o' psycho-jokers..woot-woot-woot..*oddly-striped cravat swoops around neck*


TPBM once put "resurrection man" on a job app. under "previous employment"..
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:40 pm

I can make any man rise up...

TPBM has risen.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:00 pm

well, i was watching Kylie Minogue videos and.....................


TPBM rises to the occasion, yeasty in their magnificence..
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Postby farfalla » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:27 am

When there are yeasties envolved there also is itching and burning and a trip to the drugstore envolved

TPBM keeps their yeast on a knead to dough basis

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:57 pm

When I'm really hurting for cash, I'll show my yeast at a sideshow, but only because I knead the dough.

TPBM rises when in a warm, damp location.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:11 pm

hmm, i do believe i'm the fungus among us..


TPBM is trying to stop a mushrooming shiitake habit..
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Postby Baggy » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:12 pm

I usually do when I wake up in the morning as well.

TPBM is living in rabbit hell.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:08 pm

True and I'm damned happy about it. They've got kickass porn round here.

TPBM just called to say 'I Love You'

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:36 pm

And I did it telepathically.

TPBM didn't get the call, because they forgot to pay their telepathy bill.
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Postby Rainswept » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:16 pm

It's ok tho, I know you love me anyway.

TPBM wonders why people park on driveways and drive on parkways.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:53 pm

I've also never seen a horse fly or a board walk.

TPBM lives by the words, "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
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Postby Rainswept » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:05 am

That's not true at all. I'm perfectly willing to go after them even when they leave the sidewalk.

TPBM wants to see a zombie-war between generals of the undead Sylvia Browne and John Edward
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby Baggy » Sun Oct 07, 2007 11:03 am

Just to see if they could predict which bullet will have their name on it.

TPBM has a high prediction success rate but is too modest to boast about it.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:53 pm

Yes, but since you brought it up, I'll make another prediction:

TPBM will die at age 74 in a freak bowling accident.
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