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Postby Griffin » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:34 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle
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Postby kaioshin00 » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:40 pm

What the heck?!

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Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle.

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Postby ManicStar » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:33 am

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle.

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Postby Swatopluk » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:44 am

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle. Great-A-Tuin
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Postby Griffin » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:51 am

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle.

Black Beard ate
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Postby Swatopluk » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:34 am

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle.

Black Beard ate turtle

(This time it was me who overlooked the new paragrph)
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Postby Tickle » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:56 pm

Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle.

Black Beard ate turtle wings
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Postby Griffin » Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:39 pm

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped


(me saving the planet by not repeating the previous paragraph)

Swatopluk wrote:(This time it was me who overlooked the new paragrph)
of course we could just have two diverging stories going on.................
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Postby Tickle » Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:48 pm

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:56 pm Post subject:

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Black-Beard had three very sturdy ships, one of them had 74 pirates and 26 wenches, another had fifteen fluffy cannons to defend against the pirates who were extremely afraid of llamas. Black-Beard had a beard that was very black. He decided to go war with the other "Great Pirate". This scalawag Blue-Beard kept all manner of stolen tobaccy in a big obfuscatingly decorated trunk. While Blue-Beard was practicing for a ballet, Black-Beard and Mauve-Beard were consulting a handbook titled "One-Hundred-And-One Warfare-Inspired Dances". They were preparing for the most atrocious dance-attack ever! Black Beard knew what Blue beard was using the whip to subdue. So, instead of simply eating very long pieces of bamboo vipers soaked in marinade, Blue Beard prepared to battle Black Beard using the bifurcated forks of doom. Zarniwoop discovered the fluffy cannon-ball. He immediately died. Nonetheless, Black Beard continued to ponder a ponderous decision considering the ponderosity of his ponder. Then, directly after that repetitive ordeal, he repeatedly YARGGGGHHed at Yooden-Vranx because Zarniwoop repeated to emphisise unnecessarily. The vipers from every TueDec06,200512:47am are looking beautiful and mighty. When Blackbeard arose he sharpened his small and rusty forks twice to ensure maximum disembowelling power and acuracy for throwing. Then suddenly Pink-Beard, who until recently had pink slippers hidden inside the Acropolis because chocolate condoms taste really chocolaty during winter when fornicatering several hours of unmentionable eating, mocked a turtle.

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in

(Why does not repeating the paragraph save the planet?)
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Postby MusMusculus » Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:51 pm

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy

(Why does not repeating the paragraph save the planet?)


Because I am printing this entire thread. :lol:

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Postby Tickle » Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:46 pm

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate

Can I ask why?
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Postby MusMusculus » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:35 pm

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles

(I was kidding)

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Postby Griffin » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:55 pm

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles cooked

(no kidding, someone might print it out by accident.......)
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Postby Swatopluk » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:46 am

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles cooked in
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Postby Tickle » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:39 am

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles cooked in chocolate
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