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Postby teripie » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:15 pm

While standing on my hill I poked a giant flesh eating hmster in the eye with a pencil.
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Postby Tickle » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:22 pm

Ow! I can't believe someone would poke me in the eye on MY HILL *eats pencil*

I might have to borrow an eye patch...
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Postby Spatula » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:28 pm

comes charging up MY HILL with an explosives loaded eye patch for tickle!

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Postby Tickle » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:36 pm

Thanks for the eye patch Spatula! Can you help me pull this pencil out of my eye please?

*Spatula pulls out the pencil which is actually a stick of dynamite disguised as a pencil*

Now would you kindly leave MY HILL before the dynamite explodes? Thank you.

*Spatula walks off MY HILL still holding the dynamite and explosives filled eye patch*
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Postby teripie » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:42 pm

Teripie looks around her hill in search of the detonator for the explosive laden eye patches.
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-----(o.o)-----

----(> <)-----

This is Bunny.

Bunny, as cute and cuddley as he may appear, is bent on world domination.

To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.

To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig

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Postby Spatula » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:47 pm

I find myself standing at the bottom of MY HILL, holding a lighted stick of dynamite in one hand, and an explosives filled eye patch in the other, glancing back and forth at both, trying to figure out why the hell I have these things, when I am suddenly distracted by the glint of some far off shiny object, and I immediately throw both back over my head (towards MY HILL) as I run off after what is likely just a piece of broken glass.

edit: OOH, shiny!

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Postby darren996 » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:56 pm

Can't we all just get along on my hill?


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Postby Tickle » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:57 pm

Tickle looks at the hill through the telescopic aim on top of his sniper. A strange cooking device walks towards the sniper saying things like "ooh... shiny". Tickle gives the cooking device the sniper to play with while he walks toward the smoldering remains of MY HILL...
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Postby ReIsS » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:12 pm

randomly skips onto MY HILL, and fills the bottom of MY HILL with mines to protect MY HILL.....also puts a keep out sign up which reads "everyone keep off MY HILL"

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Postby teripie » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:24 pm

Has dump trucks delivering dirt to my hill around the clock, making it bigger.
-----(\ /)------

-----(o.o)-----

----(> <)-----

This is Bunny.

Bunny, as cute and cuddley as he may appear, is bent on world domination.

To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.

To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:29 pm

douses the oncoming dirt with gasoline, fuel, and anything else flammable. then lights it on fire, destroying everything. leaving me to claim MY HILL.

can we have truces/alliances here?
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Postby ReIsS » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:32 pm

walks onto MY HILL to tell Qwertyuiopasd that there are no alliances on MY HILL

(seriously no allies)

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Postby Tickle » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:39 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:can we have truces/alliances here?


wanna be allies?

I agree with reiss - absolutely no alliances.

By the way, what's everyone doing on that hill while that meteor is plummeting towards it? Too late...

climbs onto MY HILL to examine the alien which came off the meteor.
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Postby Spatula » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:43 pm

allies with tickle and reiss against qwerty's idea of alliances, whilest climbing out of meteor-shaped space crash that just crashlanded on MY HILL

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Postby ReIsS » Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:44 pm

attempt to fight all the alians that are roaming around my hill




ps. my hill


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