The Chuck Norris Game!

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:38 pm

Aloha, BoG..#666 means i can now buy/sell in the NWO..but, it doesn't protect one from Chuck Norris' "batwings of retribution" so stay on the airline (see how comedic it becomes when they run out of snacks..) :mrgreen:
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Dead

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:32 am

Beardyoldgit wrote:ok Dan, I'll be nice. Congratulations on post number 666 ! Must be significant.


Are you not dead yet?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
Beardyoldblaggard
Tortellini Third Mate
Posts: 302
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:29 am
Location: Northumberland UK

Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:56 am

.........nearly

Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:05 pm

Aloha..akchully, bein' a BoG, he prolly no move a whole lot to begin wit'..so death is only a matter of degree..hur hur hur.. :fsm_yarr:
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Chuck

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:17 am

Someone had better post a Chuck Norris comment soon or Chuck could get nasty and start practising his roundhouse kicks!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:13 pm

Chuck Norris is so frickin' awesome, even Chuck Norris's metaphysical roundhouse kicks are deadly (blacken yer 3rd eye inna wink, they do..& saturate yer aura wit' gloom 'n' buggers in the bargain..)
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

User avatar
Beardyoldblaggard
Tortellini Third Mate
Posts: 302
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:29 am
Location: Northumberland UK

Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:50 am

naaaaaah, ees a tossa.

Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:58 am

i am SO glad i'm on a totaly different continent..but, knowing the utter awesomeness of Chuck Norris' terminal-flying-roundhouse-kick-that-slaughters-the-unbelievers-in-Chuck-Norris'-total-domination-of-the-known-world, i'm still gonna hide under the bed until you are (sadly, yet inevitably) "the late BoG"..(rest in peaceful fragments, dude..) :fsm_yarr:
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

User avatar
Beardyoldblaggard
Tortellini Third Mate
Posts: 302
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:29 am
Location: Northumberland UK

Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:30 pm

Hey, RIPF that's a good one

User avatar
Hann's
Cavatappi Cabin Boy
Posts: 79
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:21 am
Location: oompa loompa land
Contact:

Postby Hann's » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:05 pm

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did

chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands

when chuck norris donates blood, he doesn't use needles, he uses a shotgun and a bucket

chuck norris has no hair on his balls, because everyone knows hair cant grow on steel
by day i am a working man
by night, i am a mysterious prancing german named hann's

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:29 pm

I'm with the old git on this one, Chuck Norris is a weak, dirty, old scumbag, and worse yet, he's an awful actor.


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

Dan(da haole guy)
Vermicelli Vizier
Posts: 1122
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
Location: under da wing of koloa nui

Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:47 pm

Aloha..& mahalo, Duke..now i gotta stay under the bed for another few weeks until Chuck "Daytime Emmys are for Sissies" Norris walks to Hawai'i and goes all Christie Brinkley on your foolish self.. :D
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

User avatar
Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
Posts: 8481
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
Location: Under a Large Pile of Snow
Contact:

Postby Duke » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:10 am

You see, Dan, I'm not afraid. Quite the opposite, in fact: I'm a Ninja-Pirate.


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

User avatar
Beardyoldblaggard
Tortellini Third Mate
Posts: 302
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:29 am
Location: Northumberland UK

Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:59 am

Welcome Duke.

I think we should be the pussy posse and go and whoop that pussy's sorry ass. I'll use my famous ankle high roundhouse kicks.
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
— Seneca

He's your god. They're your rules. You burn in hell.

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - O.F.O'F.W. Wilde

Don't Vote For Anarchy - create it!

True freedom lies in realising the futility of human existence.

"There's no shame in being Pariahs" - Marge Simpson

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Chuck Chuck

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:08 am

Oh my god...Chuck Norris's world is crumbling all around him!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests