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Postby blackeyedbutch » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:41 pm

Chuck Norris has covered his entire house in tinfoil to prevent Steven Seagal and Vin Diesel from collectively applying the force-choke to him. When applying the tinfoil, he inadvertently applied it shiny-side down, thus effectively drawing heat from the sun into his house. The resulting oven-like enclosure actually damaged his skin and deadened his nerve-endings, giving him his freakish ability to withstand pain.
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Postby Zankou » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:55 pm

Chuck norris sucks!!!!

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Postby blackeyedbutch » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:42 pm

No i know he sucks if it werent for the fact that if him and Bruce Lee were to ever fight it would end existance, Bruce Lee could totally kick his ass one handed wearing a blindfold and straight jacket
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Postby EarthRise » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:07 am

blackeyedbutch wrote:No i know he sucks if it werent for the fact that if him and Bruce Lee were to ever fight it would end existance, Bruce Lee could totally kick his ass one handed wearing a blindfold and straight jacket


You think that's not actually the case?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
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Postby blackeyedbutch » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:33 pm

EarthRise wrote:
blackeyedbutch wrote:No i know he sucks if it werent for the fact that if him and Bruce Lee were to ever fight it would end existance, Bruce Lee could totally kick his ass one handed wearing a blindfold and straight jacket


You think that's not actually the case?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE


I would expect this of you, sending a faked video, those are clearyl stunt doubles for Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee knew that a clash of gods such as that would bring the end of existance faster than you can say poopty pooty pants
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Postby Duke » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:07 pm

When Chuck Norris would play in the sandbox as a kid, the cat would keep covering him up.


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Postby Fatwalrus » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:12 pm

blackeyedbutch wrote:
EarthRise wrote:
blackeyedbutch wrote:No i know he sucks if it werent for the fact that if him and Bruce Lee were to ever fight it would end existance, Bruce Lee could totally kick his ass one handed wearing a blindfold and straight jacket


You think that's not actually the case?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE


I would expect this of you, sending a faked video, those are clearyl stunt doubles for Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee knew that a clash of gods such as that would bring the end of existance faster than you can say poopty pooty pants

WOOT finally somebody else that thinks that Bruce would win!!
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Postby BumbleBee » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:58 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't write his name in snow, he can pee his name through concrete.

Chuck Norris donated a testicle to Lance Armstrong- and still had two for himself.
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Postby Fooblykong » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:48 pm

Chuck Norris was the original programmer of "Street Fighter"

He was dropped, however, because of an unusual bug that caused every button to result in a roundhouse kick
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Postby Duke » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:38 am

Chuck Norris called suicide prevention and they put him on hold.


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Postby blackeyedbutch » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:12 pm

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris to Zankou would be the only way to explain his face
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Postby Duke » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:13 pm

A 777 landing on Chuck Norris's cranium is the only way to explain his face.


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Postby Meatball » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:18 pm

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
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Postby Kra » Tue May 29, 2007 10:30 am

Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas :mrgreen:

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Postby Max_Painful » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:00 am

Chuck and Wolverine were once sparring, Wolverine chopped Chucks left testicle off so hard it flew into outer space. It is now known as 'Jupiter'

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