Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Chuck Norris has the power to kill a yak.
from ten million yards away.
WITH MIND BULLETS!
(thats telekenises, kyle)
Chuck Norris can remember the best song in the world. In fact, Chuck Norris IS the best song in the world.
Chuck norris has such a good poker face, he once won the world poker championship with a two of clubs, a seven of hearts, a pikachu collector's card and a monopoly "get out of jail free" card.
O FSM, ooh, You are so big, So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O FSM, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery, but you are so strong and, well, just so super fantastic.