The Duke/Ninja-Pirate Game!

[StayThirstyMyAguila]

This game is based off of The Chuck Norris Game, except it was inspired by this quote from Duke:

I can throw a cutlass accurately from one mile

I'll start:
Duke once made his own ninja-pirate uniform with a sowing machine and he arranged Hitler's 'suicide'. Simultaneously.
Yeah, he's that stealthy, and apparently so is his sowing machine.