What would ________ do?

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What would ________ do?

Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:24 pm

The premise of this game is simple:

A silly situation is described, followed by the question "What would (insert name here) do?" You answer what you think the person would do in the given situation, then describe another situation and ask "What would (insert name here) do?"

The situations and answers should be as silly as possible and invoke quite a bit of laughter.

First one:

You're walking in the woods when you suddenly here a noise; it sounds almost like laughter, but it's not like any laughter you've heard before. You follow the noise and wind up in a clearing where two deer are laughing and talking to each other. They look for a moment, then one of them says, "Dance with us -- or else!" The two deer stand up on their hind legs then start dancing.

What would Donald Duck do?
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He who laughs, lasts. :lol:

"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini

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Re: What would ________ do?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:21 pm

Donald Duck would mutter incomprehensibly, before proceeding to stubbornly refuse out of fear he'd get his pants dirty. At this point, the faces of the deer melt off and reveal the underlying skeletons, which have glowing green emeralds for eyes. Turns out the deer were really lich bound to the clearing by the dark magic of the High Priest of Helgrind. Whoops!
They snort fireballs from their bony, yellowish nostrils at Donald, then enjoy the pleasant BBQ that follows in an attempt to put some meat on their bones.


You're walking along and you wander into a dark alley, because that always ends well in the movies. You see a faint light farther down the alley. After wavering for a minute, it starts moving towards you, slowly at first, then faster and faster. You can just make out the head of an elk mounted on a plaque above and a little behind the light. The plaque is mounted on something, but you can't make out exactly what it is.

What would Quagmire do?

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Re: What would ________ do?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:41 pm

yabba dabba
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Re: What would ________ do?

Postby DavidH » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:26 am

What would Neff Yoo do!

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Re: What would ________ do?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:29 am

skooby dooby
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Re: What would ________ do?

Postby ItchyPirate » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:32 pm

Eat a multi-colored scooby snack on a stick!

A pirate penguin jumps out at you and brandishes his cutlass, demanding ice water and frozen pasta.

What would Bugs Bunny do?
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He who laughs, lasts. :lol:

"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini

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Re: What would ________ do?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:29 am

kaw kaw do do

rrrrrrr
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