50 Things To Do At A Wal-Mart

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Postby littlegirlpurple » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:25 pm

I have never done the this first thing..

A group of my friends were walking through the walmart toy aisle and came upon a group of hobby horses doing umm >> inappropriate things. They had taken every single hobby horse and made into a hobby horse orgy....... Evidently a group of guys had came through and decided to leave the night crew with a little suprise. And yes.. one of my friends does have pictures...

This second thing I have done...

Park your car near one of the entrances..
Pretend to be waiting for someone.. meanwhile roll down your windows, tune the radio to a classical music station, turn it all the way up and then proceed to headbang to said classical music...

the looks you get from people are priceless >>
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Postby ken worley » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:08 pm

Take a cardboard container of poop to the customer service desk, and say,
"I would like to return this roasted chicken and corn-on-the-cob, as I was not completely satisfied with it"...

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Postby Aeger » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:54 pm

Gar, that be humorous
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Postby SC-Pastafarian » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:00 am

I used to live in a small town with not much to do. My friends and I would often go to Wal-Mart to play hide and go seek.
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Postby hplrules » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:15 pm

I would do anything except shop there! How about eating eggs, brocolli and liverwurst, then browse the most crowded aisles with silent emissions. LOL! :D
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