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Postby Escargot » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:58 am

I have climbed all the way through the mountains of ice
And now I`m at the end of my road
And I feel like I`m burning inside.
The magic gate holds my path and I can`t open the lock
sorcerer tell me what should I do!

Sacrifica o picatura din viata ta si lacatul se va deschide!

I open my vein
In this magic game
Where my blood is the key to it all.
I open the gate
Welcome my fate
And the darkness starts feeding my call.

Magica - The Key
My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night
But ah my foes and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light

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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:23 am

Don't Go That Way
To be sung to the tune of "Achy Breaky Heart"

It started with a look
In an old and dusty book
Of things we were not really meant to know.
And now I'm running scared
>From dread beyond compare
And an invite for being dinner at Tcho Tcho's!

This house is awf'ly dark
Let's go back up to the park
But perhaps that isn't such a good path
The last time I was there,
Do you remember Blair?
He was carried off by Shub-Niggurath!

CHORUS:
Don't go that way,
I'd rather have you stay
With me in this terrifying dream
But if you go that way
I'll go the other way
And listen for your distant awful screams, aaaaauugh!

Off tin' with Voodoo
But I don't like the sound of that grim song.
Don't pull out your big gun
I'd really rather run
>From people calling evil Chaugnar Faugn.

And now they're playin' games
Like ping pong with my brains
Please believe me it's the truth I'm telling you!
For deep beneath the sea,
In slime and sawing "zees"
Is a huge and ugly Great Cthulhu.

CHORUS:
Don't go that way
I'd rather have you stay
With me in this terrifying dream
Bgo the other way
And listen for your distant awful screams, aaaaaaugh!

Don't go that way
How much should I pay
For you not to go down that deep hole
'Cause I don't have a rope
And there isn't that much hope
If you wind up annoying a big dhole, eeeeeeeww!

Don't go that way
You really ought to stay,
Your safer here of that fact I am sure
But if we decide to stay,
Be careful not to say
The name of the unnamed one called Hastur...

oops.

*use resources to the end*
Onward noodly pirates!
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Escargot
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Postby Escargot » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:05 pm

Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black f**king Metal ist Krieg!

Black...
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Black f**king Metal ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!

Krieg...
Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg!
Black Metal ist Krieg!
Ihr Wichser...
Krieg...

Nargaroth - Black Metal Ist Krieg

(I know, not the most profound lyrics, but this is all that's in it)
My candle burns at both ends

It will not last the night

But ah my foes and oh my friends

It gives a lovely light

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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:55 pm

LIKE AZATHOTH [tune:like a virgin]

I made it through the Hounds
Somehow I made it through
Way out from Tindalos
Until the Act was one

I was lost, and alone
I was deaf, neither could I see
And it made me grow
Yes it made me grow
Exponentially

CHORUS:
Like Azathoth
Here since the very First Time
Like Azathoth
Overboiling, dumb and blind

Gonna crush all
>From the Universe's center
A Nuclear Chaos broadcast

You're so fine, and you're mine
Since the Beginning of the Time
Oh, your organs sprout out
Yes, your organs sprout out
'Cause my gravity's so high

CHORUS

You're so fine, and you're mine
I am the Sultan of Demons
And you make me feel
Yeah you make me feel
Nothing at all

CHORUS

Like Azathoth, ooh, ooh
Like Azathoth
Feels so good inside
When they're piping, and they're yelling, and we're shaking

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you feel my mass pulse
Since the very First Time
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:30 pm

I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? it is I that wanted space

Hate Me - Blue October
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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:47 pm

Suffocation takes coordination,
Suffocation, a game we like to play.

First you take a plactic bag and you put it on your head.
Go to bed, wake up dead.
OooooOooohhhh...

Suffocation takes coordination,
Suffocation, a game we like to play.

First you take a garden hose and you stick it up your nose.
Turn it on, then you're gone.
OoooOoooohhh....

-Twisted songs you sing at summer camp.
"Okee dokee doggie daddy!"

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Postby beagle » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:11 am

Oh, better take the keys and drive forever
Staying won't put these futures back together
All the perfect drugs and superheros
Wouldn't be enough to bring me up to zero

All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put baby together again
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put baby together again


Aimee Mann cover of Lewis Carroll - Humpty Dumpty

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Postby beagle » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:18 am

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?


Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
(Think it was Spinal Tap, might have been Cliff Richard)

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:13 am

H.P. the Writer (as sung to Frosty the Snowman)

H.P. the Writer
Wasn't happy so we're told
With his horrid health
and his lack of wealth
he wrote tales to make blood cold

H.P. the Writer
Got an idea in his head
We weren't meant to know
of the things below
He would make up more instead

There must have been a reason
for the strange names that he chose
When you first read of Cthulhu
You couldn't pronounce it, we all know

H.P. the Writer
Shuffled off this mortal coil
Now in Providence
he's behind a fence,
buried underneath the soil
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Wind

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:00 am

Break like the Wind

Spinal Tap

We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind

We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven
Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind

We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Break Like The Wind
Break Like The Wind
Break Like The Wind
Break Break Break
Break Like The Wind
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:41 am

Artist: T.o.k.
Song: Footprints
Album: u


(craigy t)
one set of footprints inna di sand and yuh a grumble and a screw a seh it shoulda be two remember one thing mi youth a father god have the plan so when
you see one set of footprints a god carry you

(verse 1 (flexx))
hurry up and come back was the last thing she said to her son the day his life was taken she did not know he would,nt come back he died from the bullet
of a gun and now her little boy is gone

(alex)
she said help me, lord help me and when she looked up to the sky and she heard a voice reply

(chorus)
when you cry i cry
i cry along with you
when you smile i smile
i smile along with you
(repeat)

(verse 2 (flexx))
another baby left homeless
abandoned when he was two so the street side kids at the shopping mall was the family he knew it's not easy being homeless sometimes you have to do what
you what you have to do and he did'nt have a mom or dad to help him get through

(alex)
he said help me,lord help me
and then he looked up to the sky and he heard a voice reply

(chorus)

(verse 3 (bay-c))
it was early sunday morning mi get up a watch the news then mi hear seh friday a seaview dem kill a youth den mamma tell mi seh her church sister
jacquline just loose her brother over seaview gardens when she tell mi jah jah know ti mash mi up naah tell nuh lie but yuh know seh man a thuggist so yuh
naah go see me cry everyday and everynight she still a ask the father why her brother had to die she heard a voice reply

(chorus)
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cry

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:33 am

Godley & Creme

Cry

You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know what the sound is darlin'
It's the sound of my tears fallin'
Or is it the rain?
You don't know how to play the game
You cheat
You lie
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna cry
Cry...
You make me wanna cry
You don't know how to ease my pain
You don't know
You don't know how to ease my pain
Don't you hear any voices cryin'?
That's the sound of my love(?) dyin'
Here comes the rain
You don't know how to play the game
You cheat
You lie
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
You don't know
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
You don't even know how to say goodbye
You make me wanna cry
Cry
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Swatopluk » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:00 am

Didn't check whether I used this one already


Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Octopus' Garden"

I'd hate to play under R'leyh
in big Cthulhu's garden in a cave.
H know where we'd been
in his big Cthulhu garden in a cave.
I'd hate my friends to come and see big ol'
Cthulhu's garden with me.

I'd hate to play under R'leyh
in big Cthulhu's garden in a cave.
He'd keep us whole, just eat our soul
in his monstrous hideaway beneath the waves.
Keeping us loose, hanged in a noose
in big Cthulhu's garden in a cave.
We would scream and shout out loud,
'cause we know we'll never be found.

I'd hate to play under R'leyh
in big Cthulhu's garden in a cave.
We would shout and flounder about
the tentacles beneath the ocean waves.
Oh what fear for every little dear,
knowing their minds are gone away.
We would be there to tell us what to do.

I'd hate to play under R'leyh
in big Cthulhu's garden with you.
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Postby beagle » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:33 am

Congratulations.
You have just discovered the secret message.
Send your answer to Old Pink, care of the funny farm, Chalfont

Pink Floyd - Empty Spaces, on The Wall (but you have to play it backwards...)

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:03 am

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa
Napoleon XIV


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