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Postby boghog » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:53 am

And hairy spiders


Waiting and watching
The eagle hides in the clouds
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jumbo

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:13 am

a jumbo kills him

feathers falling softly down
drifting on the breeze
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:27 am

damn that leaf-blower

smell the burning flesh
man of metal and lava
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Postby boghog » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:13 am

Walking Hibachi





Are not the ninjas
Just pirates without their ships?
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smell

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:40 am

and without the smell

mutant ninja turtle soup
serve it up with bread
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:01 pm

Eat it with a sword.



Swords do not hurt me
It is the words used as swords
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:15 pm

that lay seige to me

chocolate, coffee, beer
the images overwhelme
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MMMMMMM beer

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:16 am

beer, beer, beer, mmmm, beer

Homer drinks his duff
Moe's bar is the place to be
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Postby boghog » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:35 am

But 2-D; beer's flat.

:(



Lying on the beach
The playful wave rushes in
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:23 pm

beware the rip tide

flying bar of soap?
he's cape-clad and poisonous
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Postby boghog » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:37 pm

he is Tapato.


Is made of poison,
O Topato Potato!
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starch

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:47 pm

you say potato

Lets call the whole thing
a starchy root vegitable
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:50 pm

don't forget vodka

vodka, oh vodka
you come from the potato
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Postby boghog » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:59 pm

Into my Caesar



My local sports team
Is much better than your team
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:43 pm

Who are we kidding?

:wink:


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