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fire

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:12 am

shepherd's house on fire!


The Mary Rose sank
accident or sabbotage?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 pm

Raise The Mary Rose!


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Corn chowder tonight
Potatoes, Onions, garlic,
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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food

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:20 pm

need the recipe


french food is tasty
casoulet and bouilabaise
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:00 pm

Chateauneuf de Pape!

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The storm Ernesto
India-inks the south skies
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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Postby Shooting Star » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:35 pm

Tempest tossed nightmares
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Out of the woodwork
He came and wreaked much havoc
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Postby boghog » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:18 am

mouse in the kitchen



Little yellow ball
Over the net, back and forth
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

You catch more flies with BS than you do with honey.
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Postby Shooting Star » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:38 pm

Andre's last farewell
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Darkness steals the light
As summer memories fade
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dreams

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:13 am

presenting the bill

subconcious in flux
bad dreams torment me at night
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Postby The Meromorph » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:22 pm

Neocon heaven




$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


My white glove is brown.
My blue eyes are blinded now.
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.
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Postby Shooting Star » Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:18 pm

As the clock winds down
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They sing out sonnets
Your shining poetic eyes
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Postby The Meromorph » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:09 pm

Pity you're asleep...



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there are no artists
working only in yellow
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

Somersaults through life.
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:27 pm

Only bananas.


:mrgreen:


The mornings are cool
The afternoons are humid
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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Postby The Meromorph » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:52 pm

But the nights, the nights...




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Time was a single drop
of laughter in her sad eyes
Laughing in the rain.

Dancing in the desert sand,

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Specs

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:10 am

Till she found 'Spec Save!'

Behold the Kraken
She will tear your ship to shreds
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:38 am

...and her breath's bad, too.

:D

I do not fear death
Only life without living
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



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