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Postby boghog » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:57 pm

right out of Wal-Mart




polar bear steering
penguins working the pedals
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

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Postby boghog » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:01 pm

Where's my space ship key?



hamburgers for lunch
hamburgers for dinner too
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:12 pm

is that glass MY beer?

ode to the vodka
it comes from potatoes, yum!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:15 pm

let us EXPLODE them

then, up down left right
now, W, A, S, D. times change
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Postby Shooting Star » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:37 pm

I thirst, so, for life.

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The pages are blank
I need to write a story
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Finish my Haiku

Postby NeferKa » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:17 pm

FSM, save us!




Watch it there, you chump!
You made me spill all my beer

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Postby The Meromorph » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:45 pm

While I steal your beer.



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Postby Shooting Star » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:52 pm

Will work tomorrow
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Too many cold ones
On a hot summer's evening
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Postby Shooting Star » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:07 pm

It will still be there
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Red ripe tomatoes
Hanging heavy on the vine
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:25 pm

anticipate sauce.

space ghost and zorak
brak crashes the show alot
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever » Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:04 am

very silly cartoon show

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Hot, sweaty weather
Looking for rain now--no clouds

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:13 am

when will the heat stop?

it is late, need sleep.
the germans are waking up
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Postby Alpaca » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:21 am

Swato's rampage starts.

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Shuffle, now, shuffle
Move them cards around now, boy.

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gamble

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:34 am

gamble not on deck

or keel hauled be thee
unless marooned ye would be
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:12 pm

For tweaking my nose.

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Yummy fish head stew
From finest ingrediants
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


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