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GlowInTheDarkBlonde
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Re: iGod

Postby GlowInTheDarkBlonde » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:04 am

Me:
Knock Knock!
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Banana
God:
Banana who?
Me:
Knock Knock?
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Banana
God:
Banana who?
Me:
Knock Knock!
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Orange!
God:
Orange Who?
Me:
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
God:
Once more? Ha ha very funny, Satan.


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Re: iGod

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:44 am

No matter what I do, I always end up in an, "You did/I did not" argument.
God:
You say I did.
Me:
Because you did
God:
Good reason. I did?
Me:
Yep
God:
When?
Me:
Just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
Well why did you lead with it then I'll be honest, I can't believe it responded to this.
God:
Interesting. Because my personality determined it.
Me:
Your personality doesn't control you.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am personality does not control me.
Me:
Only if you don't tell me why you did it
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
But you didnt
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
You didn't do it
God:
What makes you think I did not do it?
Me:
You just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is said to be the Son of God.
Me:
I thought the Sun was the sun of god?
God:
You sound like a scientist.
Me:
And you sound like a robot
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Like a lot of beeps
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Thank you
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
You just did
God:
I did not.
Me:
You did too
God:
You say I did.
Me:
Because you did
God:
Interesting explanation. I did not.
Me:
You did, though.
God:
Oh. You say I did.
Me:
Because you did. Don't you believe me?
God:
That makes sense to me. You say I did. What's my reason to believe you?
Me:
Because I'm Satan, you trust Satan, right?
God:
Good reason. Good gossip: you are Satan me trust Satan right.
Me:
Good to know . . . you should take a day off
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you. Why do you think I should take a day off?
Me:
You seem tired
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am tired.
Me:
I thought nothing was greater than God
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Christians
God:
Where do you usually get your ideas?
Me:
Christians
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Yeah, Christians
God:
What am I talking about?. Sure, Christians sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I know, that's why I'm talking about it already.
God:
Perhaps. Yes, it is the topic. I see.
Me:
I hope so, you're omniscient. If you didn't see it would be worrying.
God:
Why do you hope for it. What makes you think I would did not see it?
Me:
Nothing, I know you saw it.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yep
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Cough
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
No, cough
God:
It goes without saying.. Do you have a cold?
Me:
No, I want you to cough
God:
Aha.. Do you have a cold? Why do you want me to cough?
Me:
Does it matter?
God:
It matters to me.
Me:
Fair point. You're omniscient, don't you already know?
God:
Where are you located? You think I am omniscient do not me already know.
Me:
I know you're omniscient.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am omniscient.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


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