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Two Old Ladies

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:55 pm

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,
cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is after all, over 85 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

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