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Lies!

Postby ken worley » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:15 pm

Rules are simple...
Post a lie about the previous poster...
It can be anything you like, but, as in every human endeavour, the more ridiculous, the better.

Example:

^Had her pets bronzed for ease of cleaning...

or

^Suffers delusion of being the tooth fairy...Was once caught lurking in a child's bedroom holding a bag of nickels and a pair of pliers...
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Postby Aeger » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:48 pm

Mr. Worley here used to make sculptures from horse manure, but was fired because he "put to much pazzaz in em."
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

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Postby MPTrooper » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:18 am

Has the Pope in top 8 friends of myspace.
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Postby don juan » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:33 am

is a true gay bolchevik.
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter
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Postby SC-Pastafarian » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:15 pm

^One went by the nickname of Little Lily Lollipop.
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Postby ken worley » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:55 pm

^Commutes to work on a gold-and maroon metalflake pogo stick with platinum trim, and a beatific image of Santa Guadalupe airbrushed onto the gooseneck.
It has a horn which blares La Cucaracha, and when stopped at traffic lights, the plunger seems to still be going up-and-down.
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Postby MPTrooper » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:07 pm

^ does not have such a pogo stick
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:52 am

^Sings old Barry Manilow songs in the shower.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Postby ken worley » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:21 am

^Often asserts at top volume that meat loaf is the "CHOSEN FOOD OF OKIES AND HILBILLIES!!!"...
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Postby MPTrooper » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:57 am

^ Wears a merkin
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Postby SpaghettiSawUs » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:19 pm

^is a closet mujehaddin

PS. George Bush is proud to be a merkin! (at least he keeps saying so), and he's against tourists, he's declared a war on tourism in fact, especially international tourism.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:55 am

^ Is frequently seen in the company of drunken sailors while wearing lederhosen!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Postby don juan » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:11 pm

^is affraid by chippendale mice.
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter
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Postby SpaghettiSawUs » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:32 pm

^is a chippendale desk

BTW WOE: Must call foul, that actually wasn't a lie! :wink:
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:46 pm

^has intimate relations with a Real Doll http://www.realdoll.com that looks like Margaret Thatcher.

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