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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:08 pm

^ does the above and aims for the kids

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Postby Duke » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:20 pm

^ Directed Waterworld.


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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:31 pm

^Used his own money to back Waterworld (and lost his shirt)
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Postby NeuroFreak » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:41 am

^enjoys riding mechancial bulls while inebriated and has a record time of riding for 3 seconds before being thrown
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Postby deadgenome » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:48 am

^thought that waterworld was live reportage from fox news and so built an ark on top of a nearby hill and stocked it with the contents of his local zoo, thus losing his shirt. (and some penguins)
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Postby NeuroFreak » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:52 am

^believes that all humans are men and is going to see the movie 'Evan Almighty' opening day
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Postby deadgenome » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:55 am

no fair, I believed that the WOE is a man (well a male elephant anyway) and you posted at the wrong time :(

besides you cut out your own spleen to avoid having to go to gym class.
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Postby NeuroFreak » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:00 am

thankfully no gym class in college

and its better than your kissing people and water fountains until you got mononucleosis so that you could get out of gym class for 3 months
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Postby deadgenome » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:05 am

I had a very special relationship with that water fountain.

You, on the other hand, created the Jackson 5 as part of secret government research into genetically mixing alien and human DNA.
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:50 am

^is magically delicious
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Postby ken worley » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:34 am

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Postby Elektra » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:50 am

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Postby ken worley » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:02 am

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:23 pm

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Postby deadgenome » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:36 pm

I might :mrgreen:

but then again, you destroyed the hopes and dreams of millions of children by destroying the worlds supply of ice cream, you cad.
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