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Postby ken worley » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:41 pm

Warlord of Elephants wrote:...

(I am a male Elephant don't make me whip out my 'auxiliary trunk'! No one wants to see that :? )


Does anyone in the general population have eyesight keen enough to see that?...


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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:58 pm

^Regularly eats day old sushi


ken worley wrote:Does anyone in the general population have eyesight keen enough to see that?...


*OUCH* that is going to leave a mark
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Postby deadgenome » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:10 pm

^ has a bathroom infested with trolls called nigel.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:22 pm

^Is even cuter than his avatar
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby deadgenome » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:40 pm

^will never awaken from this nightmare which he mistakenly believes to be reality...
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:43 pm

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Postby EarthRise » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:48 pm

^ attracted glances from a female crossdresser for his avatar.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Elektra » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:33 pm

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Postby EarthRise » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:36 pm

^ ...impregnated me.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:47 pm

^ Is the centerfold in an alien 'skin' magazine
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Postby don juan » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:51 pm

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Postby Elektra » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:49 pm

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Postby EarthRise » Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:11 pm

^ eats spiders with a delicate vinegar dipping sauce. The wolf spiders are especially tasty, once one strips them of the hair.
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Postby ken worley » Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:15 pm

^Likes to look at photos of spiders, because,
"Spiders= 4X as many crotches..."
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:08 am

^wonders why we have two words for the same thing "flammable" and "inflammable"
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."


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