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Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:32 am

Warlord of Elephants wrote:^wonders why we have two words for the same thing "flammable" and "inflammable"


You shouldn't drink absinthe when you post. This is not a lie. This is a question.

My lie...... You were sober at our wedding.

BPH, Mrs. Warlord
p.s. have as much fun with that as you want guys. If anyone wants any details of his misdeeds, you have only to ask. Ah, being off school is so pleasant.
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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:42 am

^ bought her WoE on Ebay.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:55 am

^Bought Page of Pachyderms in the hope that that cruise of the Mexican Riviera and all that gruyere and brie would finally complete the fantasy begun in college years.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:11 am

^Wears too much clothing when camping.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:30 am

That sounds suspiciously like a truth, WoE!!

^bows to the orders of a hummingbird.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Duke » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:47 am

^ Traded the nation of Brazil for a pack of chewing gum.


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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:33 am

^only wears shoes to impress his dentist
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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:34 am

^ only goes to a dentist to show off his shoes
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby don juan » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:45 am

^Still wonders what is a tooth brush for.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:20 am

^Subsists entirely on a diet of crackers and spam
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:24 pm

^Collapses and reinflates his lung at parties, cause after 5 cocktails, he forgets that he has "impressed" everyone with that same trick at least a dozen times
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Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:34 pm

^Named a new species of genital louse after Margaret Thatcher because he thinks she's just "All that and a bag of Doritos."
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:54 pm

^refuses to eat raw mutton
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:35 pm

^Once confused Genghis Khan with a stable maid and had to do some very fast talking to keep from being killed horribly after stumbling into him and drunkenly yelling, "Dirty pillows! Dirty pillows!"
'Nature abhors a vacuum... she prefers a broom.'

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:08 pm

^sold the Queen Mother some bad mushrooms and accidentally caused the invasion of the Falkland Islands
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