Lies!

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

MPTrooper

Postby MPTrooper » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:01 pm

^Is a hard line protector of Zombie civil rights

User avatar
EarthRise
Hox God
Posts: 2299
Joined: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:35 pm
Location: who wants to know?
Contact:

Postby EarthRise » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:07 pm

^ puts Venus flytraps in his salads
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

User avatar
BlackPowder Hummingbird
Witch Doctor
Posts: 156
Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:53 pm
Location: Austin, TX / Galveston, TX
Contact:

Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:10 pm

^Poses in front of his bedroom mirror each morning in one of several styles of adult Underoos.

kathic wrote:^ was out on a date with Mrs. WoE last night.


Well, I know *that's* a lie.... I was too busy trying to keep an inebriated Mr. Warlord from burning down our porch with explosives during his vain attempt to "out boom" the folk one street over.

Ah, New Year in Texas. Ever the opportunity for injury and arrest.
;)
BPH
'Nature abhors a vacuum... she prefers a broom.'

User avatar
Pastafarian Pirate
Cavatappi Cabin Boy
Posts: 84
Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:02 pm
Location: Right behind you!

Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:34 pm

^has a bionic pancreas
:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:

User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
Posts: 3250
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

Postby ken worley » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:54 pm

^Poops optical illusions, like Mobius strips, and three-pronged widgets...
Image

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:58 pm

^Sings Happy Birthday backwards every year hoping to get ever younger



BlackPowder Hummingbird wrote:I was too busy trying to keep an inebriated Mr. Warlord from burning down our porch with explosives during his vain attempt to "out boom" the folk one street over.

Ah, New Year in Texas. Ever the opportunity for injury and arrest.
;)
BPH


Holy FSM you set one little bitty chair on fire and you are branded for life.... It wasn't a real big explosion anyway....... :wink:
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

User avatar
BlackPowder Hummingbird
Witch Doctor
Posts: 156
Joined: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:53 pm
Location: Austin, TX / Galveston, TX
Contact:

Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:14 pm

^Chosen as runner-up in the "Make a Pickle Look Like a Hedgehog" contest.
'Nature abhors a vacuum... she prefers a broom.'

MPTrooper

Postby MPTrooper » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:39 pm

^ is a zombie

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:42 pm

^Once dated a zombie.... and she was the liveliest woman he has ever been out with!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

MPTrooper

Postby MPTrooper » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:45 pm

BURNED!

^ is a...once did...

I got nothing. I need a day off after that.

::limps off::

User avatar
EarthRise
Hox God
Posts: 2299
Joined: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:35 pm
Location: who wants to know?
Contact:

Postby EarthRise » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:15 pm

^ is seeing a zombie therapist after having been burned.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

User avatar
Warlord of Elephants
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4079
Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:41 am
Location: Austin Texas

Postby Warlord of Elephants » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:32 pm

^once studied for finals for 47 hours straight consuming only crunchy peanut butter and old coffee grounds and became a zombie
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

User avatar
Pastafarian Pirate
Cavatappi Cabin Boy
Posts: 84
Joined: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:02 pm
Location: Right behind you!

Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:50 pm

^Emits a shower of light blue sparks from his fingertips when frightened
:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:

User avatar
KidDirty
Bucatini Buccanneer
Posts: 225
Joined: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:21 pm
Location: Greenville NC

Postby KidDirty » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:03 am

^was once a lobbyist promoting zombie rights.



BlackPowder Hummingbird wrote:
Well, I know *that's* a lie.... I was too busy trying to keep an inebriated Mr. Warlord from burning down our porch with explosives during his vain attempt to "out boom" the folk one street over.

Ah, New Year in Texas. Ever the opportunity for injury and arrest.
;)
BPH


Why is it that I have a hard time believing that he wasn't somewhat provoked, when this account comes from someone who invokes black powder in his namesake?

I'm not judging though. Had I been there inebriated and in posession of black powder I likely whould have ended up burning your porch down.
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender

"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.

User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
Posts: 3250
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

Postby ken worley » Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:44 am

^Alone, and in the cover of darkness, cooked and ate his heighbor's pet weimmerammer after a dispute over fallen leaves.
(Now, when he sees said neighbor outside, he grins, and says,
"What up, dog?"...)
Image


Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 16 guests