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Postby deadgenome » Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:52 am

^became his own grandmother after a bizzare drunken mishap involving a sex-change clinic and a time machine.
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Postby ken worley » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:31 am

^username is pronounced Dead-Gay-Gnome...
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Postby deadgenome » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:35 am

^was Ted Haggard's rent boy.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:04 am

^When in court becomes nervous and is only able to speak in haiku verse
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby ken worley » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:17 am

^Lost every penny of a seven-generation family fortune in an attempt to market his invention...A creamy tuna-based spread he felt would one day replace peanut butter.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:35 am

^Wears a 'reverse mohawk' to job interviews
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby EarthRise » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:14 pm

^ chews paintballs in hopes of getting high
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:22 pm

^has a job
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Postby EarthRise » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:14 pm

^ chases rabbits with golf clubs in his spare time

Pastafarian Pirate wrote:^has a job
:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:


Actually, I tutor. :D Your lie is no lie!
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:24 pm

EarthRise wrote:^ chases rabbits with golf clubs in his spare time
Same could be said of yours.....



^invented a nuclear powered undershirt

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Postby MPTrooper » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:10 pm

Does not wear underwear. Ever

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Postby deadgenome » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:30 pm

^steals all of PP's underwear, just to make his last post true.
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

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Postby MPTrooper » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:33 pm

^ Wants my underwear

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:58 pm

^Dances in underwear
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby EarthRise » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:48 pm

^ wears underwear as though a mask when he eats in public.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin


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