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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:06 pm

^wears a wardrobe made entirely by himself, using the skin/bones/flesh of roadkill animals.
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EarthRise
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Postby EarthRise » Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:58 pm

^ stole said wardrobe in a fit of jealousy.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Warlord of Elephants
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:41 pm

^Sings "give it away now" when at the ATM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:43 pm

^rides a pantomime horse to work
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Elektra
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Postby Elektra » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:31 am

^Is The Stig.

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don juan
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Postby don juan » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:45 am

^is not a free man, is a number (N°6)
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:59 am

^When alone wearing nothing but snow skis, leans from side to side shouting "Whee"!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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don juan
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Postby don juan » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:39 am

^thinks sodomie is a wall disney character. Wonders y his wife doesn't know him. wonders y his soccer friends play it at shower time. Wonders y his proctolog is his best friend.


ps: my left shift key is down
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:10 pm

^Alternate member, Chinese olympic projectile vomiting team.
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Pastafarian Pirate
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:16 pm

^has beautiful long, flowing, plaid hair

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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:41 pm

Slept once in the arizona desert, with mouth open, and accidentally swallowed a tumbleweed.
Woke up the next morning with a scratchy throat, and a burning thirst.
Passed the tumbleweed, intact, two days later...describes the experience as "irritating"...
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Postby EarthRise » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:53 pm

^ intends to make the world's first all-paper nuclear reactor
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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hplrules
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Postby hplrules » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:13 pm

^Enjoys catching his teddy bear deficating.
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:21 pm

^Trips the light fantastic... then laughs at it after it hits the ground...

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Postby hplrules » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:27 pm

^ Learned to drink ram's piss while training for a beer guzzling contest, then switched to a ram's piss guzzling contest. :mrgreen:
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