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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:51 pm

^beat me in a ram's piss guzzling contest
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Postby ken worley » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:07 pm

^Insists that the mythological character Apollo is;
"That sissy gringo who has no cheekins"...
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:10 pm

^Has a coffee mug made from the skull of third grade teacher
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

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Postby ken worley » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:13 pm

...she pissed me off...Image
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Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:37 pm

^Favorite Hobby: Alternately testing 9 volt batteries with various moistened body parts.
Girlish giggle inevitable.
'Nature abhors a vacuum... she prefers a broom.'

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Postby ken worley » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:40 pm

^is the one who moistened said body parts.


heeheeeheeehee!
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:41 pm

^Puts on a robe before fighting racoons in the kitchen with a spear
Damn this one was for Blackpowder Hummingbird

Uh let's see Ken..... Hmmm.... Oh Yeah eats the crusts off of pizza leaving nothing for others to hold on to.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby ken worley » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:43 pm

^believes it is "more manly" to leave things dangling while spear-fighting kitchen-raccoons.
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Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:43 pm

Warlord of Elephants wrote:^Puts on a robe before fighting racoons in the kitchen with a spear


I get the feeling that was for me....

^Tied McGyver into a box and stood over it yelling.... "Get outta THAT ya ponce!"
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:48 pm

^Refused to help build the awesomest scotch shelf in history!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby EarthRise » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:57 pm

^ sweats 180 proof ethanol
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby BlackPowder Hummingbird » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:06 pm

^Fantasizes about licking the Mona Lisa, all alone, in the middle of the night, without the Keebler Elves or the Jolly Green Giant, even.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:09 pm

That's not really a lie.... We ALL fantasize about licking the Mona Lisa
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby deadgenome » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:14 pm

^collects his nasal hairs
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Postby EarthRise » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:15 pm

I hear Mona Lisa's been sleeping around, the tart.

^ fantasizes about da Vinci teaching him engineering. Oh yeah, you know you like it.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin


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