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evilol
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Postby evilol » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:31 pm

Calls himself the keeper of the owned smurfs. ^^
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:31 pm

^ is the one who hunts and kills Teletubbies.

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Postby evilol » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:32 pm

Behind every Tinky Winky there is a Moral Minority^^
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:33 pm

^ behind every evilol there is one Ian McKellen.

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Postby evilol » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:34 pm

^Eats Ian McKellen for breakfast.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:06 am

^Eats Stephen Fry for breakfast. (Boiled)
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Postby Taidje Khan » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:12 am

^Is going to get a housecall from Dr. Taidje Khan in a few weeks. For you see, I've been watching Cap'n Turtlehead in my dreams, and I've diagnosed him as having way too much blood in his body. There is only one treatment. It is the bloodletting ritual. But luckily, I've performed this difficult and highly sensual procedure many times on both humans and animals. The success rate is 100% The blood runs from the body until the mind awakens from it's slumber. Cap'n Turtlehead will see God's face reflected in my own as he dies. That is when the seed comes out of my body.

Aww shit, I screwed up and told the truth instead of a lie! Damn it . . .
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Postby Moral Minority » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:33 am

^ is not watching me.

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Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:18 am

^ wants to watch ^^ bleed ^^^

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Postby Moral Minority » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:02 pm

^ will bleed me like a pig.

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Postby Jean Bart » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:31 pm

^ will, at that moment, not squeal but sing an entire opera aria.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
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Postby ken worley » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:54 pm

^ Arrived at his physician's office with a badly windburned peepee tip, and an absolute unwillingness to explain how.
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Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:02 pm

^ has a 'little water faucet' that dribbles green puss with a putrid odor and is too embarrassed to go to the doctor

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Postby ken worley » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:52 pm

^ As the cause, would know.
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Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:53 pm

^ is so adorable when he tilts his head, pouts and then stamps his foot


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