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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:04 am

^ Has several shoeboxes of sawn-off doll feet under his bed.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:19 pm

^ lurks under black bart's bed, guarding his ghastly trophies.
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Postby Wawizzle » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:25 pm

^ Will never admit that they collect droppings of animals and categorize them by size.
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Postby farfalla » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:59 pm

^ will "prove" to you he is a natural red head, if you ask, by showing you all his hair
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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:35 pm

^ Likes naturally bald men.
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Postby farfalla » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:47 pm

^ is the poster boy for the 'Hair Club for Men'
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow

"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore

Silk 'n mind

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:20 am

^Hasn't got something against natural red heads.
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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:47 am

^ is a sexy brunette.

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Postby black bart » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:39 am

^is a nymphmaniac purple headed wild woman of Wonga
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Postby farfalla » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:59 am

^ has spent all his savings on tours of the royal palaces hoping for a glimpse of his secret passion, Camilla
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow

"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore

Silk 'n mind

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Persia

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:13 am

Arrrrr she looks noice wiv an eye patch on.

^is the Princess of Persia
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Postby farfalla » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:34 am

^ when at home wears his Princess of Persia costume while watching television and drinking beer (by the by - he fills out the costume nicely)
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow

"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore

Silk 'n mind

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Postby ken worley » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:51 am

^Invented trousers made from sewn-together sponges, allowing cross-country motorists to make entire trip without stopping.
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Postby farfalla » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:02 pm

^ proudly wears his extensive wardrobe of man-skirts (is particularly fond of how the little black leather number makes him feel).
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow

"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore

Silk 'n mind

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Postby goldstar » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:09 pm

^sewed worley's manskirt collection.
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