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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:17 pm

^ orchestrated his avatar pic to conceal the stilettos.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:23 pm

^is so well heeled, they have a reserved table for him at the Plazza.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:08 pm

^ knows that time wounds all heels, and has purchased stock in Dr. Scholl's orthotic inserts.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:27 am

^has built at least four Fairy houses since Monday
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:13 am

^ plans on moving into one of them this weekend.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:55 pm

^ Holds the mortgage and expects to be paid on time, in a proper currency... not Fairy dust or USD.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:49 pm

^sub-lets said leaky toadstool basement to bart to feed his hookah habit...
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:04 pm

^ Is going to tidy up the basement hovel he rents off me... before I inspect the premises. :whip:
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:47 pm

^ You're banned for faulty premises, faulty theories, and faulty hypotheses.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:56 pm

^ enjoys living on a fault line...and conflating threads.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:03 pm

^ cannot remember the difference between inflation, conflation, and deflation.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:42 pm

^ doesn't know that inflation, conflation and deflation all almost happen after the age of 40.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:47 pm

^thinks 40 is the new 30.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:21 am

^ wants to be a head of the other magistrates.



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Re: Lies!

Postby ken worley » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:20 am

pieces o'nine wrote:^ wants to be a head of the other magistrates.




^Forgot that felation almost never happens after the age of forty.

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