Lies!

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:57 am

^is a stick short of a full plank...aargh!

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:29 pm

^ is banned from the staff Monkey party after he was caught planking on his desk with the receptionist last year.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:15 am

^helps to put my entire body in plaster after I fell off the receptionist

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:08 am

While in his body cast ^ was painted up as Ronald McDonald and left sitting on a park bench.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:22 am

^wishes he'd thought of that idea and asked to go 'Large'.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:11 am

^ knew Ronald wasn't just clowning around.

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:24 am

^ Was strongly aroused by that picture.

Postby **Roy Hunter** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:27 am

^ remembers the days...

DavidH · Postby **DavidH** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:37 am

^ is so old he has forgotten the days ...

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:45 am

^was in the Kinks

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:57 am

^ hasn't used [email protected] to straighten out the kinks.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:00 am

^Has the: "Can do it round corners whilst on a windsurfer...standing up" sticker on his car bumper.

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:47 am

^ hasn't learned from experience not to do it into the wind.

black bart · Postby **black bart** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:24 am

^the wind changed just as yo mamma was half way through puttin her face on

Ravi Oli · Postby **Ravi Oli** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:46 am

^ Yo mamma's legendary wind was the reason they named hurricanes and cyclones after women.

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