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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Sat May 14, 2016 3:15 pm

^ is hiding a refugee midget under his kilt
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat May 14, 2016 4:07 pm

Nobody really cares where ^ has been, so ^ probably won't bother telling us.
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Wed May 18, 2016 2:28 pm

^ didn't take the yellow acid.
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu May 19, 2016 4:29 pm

^ took ^^'s yellow acid.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu May 19, 2016 5:47 pm

^ Tuk tha yewwow fing frum Arnie Bakkon arffa she dun tuk it frum Uncca Wossisname , rrrr .
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu May 19, 2016 6:41 pm

^ is an acid flashback, I'm just not sure whose acid flashback.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 20, 2016 6:11 am

^ yoo band ,

um , Syd Bawwett . :lurk:
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Fri May 20, 2016 9:11 am

^'s lolli is 100% soylent green
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri May 20, 2016 9:13 am

Several species of small furry animals are gathered together in a cave and grooving with ^.
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri May 20, 2016 11:59 am

A river of green is sliding unseen beneath ^
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 20, 2016 4:28 pm

Um , annit seepin doun frum ^'s bakk yard funnderrbox .

Yikes ! :barf:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri May 20, 2016 5:02 pm

^ knows what ^ likes, and ^ likes what ^ knows. In ^^'s wardrobe.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri May 20, 2016 5:44 pm

^ yused hiss hellmutt 2 scoup sum hup 4 hisself , rrrrr . :shocked:
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Re: Lies!

Postby bacon » Tue May 24, 2016 4:06 pm

:nefyoobash:

git off thee thread Nef Yoo - yer too yung ta no abot hellmuts an wha ye scoop wif em
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed May 25, 2016 1:51 am

Um , yoo notty Arnie Brakin an tells big fibs ,

so i dun bands ye . :welcome:
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