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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:31 pm

^poured spot remover on his dog, and now can't find him anymore
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Postby EarthRise » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:14 am

^ ate my dog.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Duke » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:06 am

^ Smells like rotting chihuahuas.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:51 am

^wrote several witty and intellectually esoteric cartoons for The New Yorker

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Postby dbutler » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:03 am

^Isn't the guy in his avatar.

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:49 am

^ wears shoes so highly polished co-workers must wear sunglasses
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:14 pm

^ Likes it when people rub his trunk.

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:35 pm

^spent $4,000 on a box of dehydrated water last year.
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Postby EarthRise » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:05 pm

^ fears the health effects of dihydrogen monoxide, that dangerous compound.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Duke » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:01 pm

^ Broke off the ice shelves.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby EarthRise » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:11 pm

^ uses said ice shelves to cool his scotch.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:25 pm

^ Loud Noises!

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:51 pm

^ After a night of drinking 'near beer' tried to throw his own reflection out of the house for 'eyeballing' him
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:23 pm

^rolled himself in flour and tried to aim for his own wet spot
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Postby ken worley » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:57 pm

^Until last week, thought continental drift was the act of sliding around corners in his 1978 lincoln as he drives to the mini-mart for more cheese-whiz.
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