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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:13 am

Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them ^.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:41 am

^ Like as not, you are more a chrysanthemum than a rose or a weed.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:38 pm

My nose knows you're ^ not a rose.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:14 am

^ Hates all flowers.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:35 pm

^ is the original Wallflower.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:33 pm

^ Founding member of The Grass Roots.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:04 am

^ doesn't have to dye her roots.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:13 am

^ has done an interpretive dance of Roots.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib

"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:51 am

Is rooted to the ground with laziness.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:14 am

^ roots around for truffles.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:18 am

^ wouldn't know a truffle from a treacle trifle.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:27 pm

^ Would trifle with an angry ferret just for sex.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
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"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks


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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:25 pm

^ has an excellent trifle recipe, but usually just drinks the sherry
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:42 pm

^ will stoop to drinking sherry too if coneyak unavailable.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:00 am

^ has fallen off the stoop, the bar stool, and the wagon more than once
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