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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:39 pm

^ performs as Ham Solo in a stand-up comedy routine with R2D2.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:44 pm

^'s was the only dialect C-3PO could never translate.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:23 am

Umm

I fogot.



rrrrrrrrrr
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:18 pm

Ummm. Ummm. Oh yeah, I remumble now. Me croo buys me lots a choklit mulk and peetzer.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:45 pm

Roy is a wonderful cricketer which is not surprising considering he is an Englishman!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:16 pm

The newspaper articles indicate Roy was found in a cardboard box in the London Borough of Redbridge and the birth certificate simply states: “parentage unknown”.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Griffin » Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:22 pm

There are no newspapers.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:14 pm

Obviously Griff’ didn’t like to mention Roy’s “unknown parentage” owing to his own similar issues.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:59 pm

^ pooface
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:37 pm

The bilge rat that Nef Yoo ate for dinner last night is giving him stomach cramps.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:25 pm

nananananananananananananananana^BATMAN
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:48 pm

^ poit his foot inna bukket uf gloo rrrr
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:28 am

Nef yoo used the hem of a lady's undergarment as trim on his Jyint Hat.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:51 am

HO ! Pantz on fiyur !

Dat no lady !

rrr noaw ye gunna B band coz ye lyin alla tyme

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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 21, 2015 6:13 pm

unka woy juss mayd a liddle pee
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