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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:27 am

^when queuing up at the local eatery, always gets stuck on the question: "Leg or Breast sir?".
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Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:48 pm

^ prefers his breasts free range.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:10 am

^prefers to be "home on the range" :lech:
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Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:11 am

^ has gone for a quick Liz.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:45 pm

^has never heard of Liz Hurley but has fond mammaries of Liz Taylor
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:51 pm

^ didn't just remind me of a joke about psychiatrists.

How many Freudian Analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the penis, I mean mother, LADDER! I MEAN LADDER!
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:16 pm

^ Wants to tell us how he feels about that.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:30 am

^Wants to hold the ladder...I mean...
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Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:10 am

^ isn't about to get banned in the lies thread.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:17 pm

^ is arranging "Hail to the Pope" for bagpipes and standing base.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:21 am

^ is planning to use "Wind Beneath My Wings" as the official Vatican anthem when she gets the nod for Pope.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:28 am

^is planning to use 'wind' to disrupt the inauguration ceremony :evilgrin:
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:45 pm

^'s crewe fears the wind in his ... sails.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:00 pm

^ doesn't like people winding up bart.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:07 am

^ Knows the clockwork universe is powered by quartz crystals. :zen:
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