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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:02 am

^ Banned for non-cooperation.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Helium Hands » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:11 am

^ Banned for not respecting my misanthropy.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:55 pm

^ favorite author is James "Fenimore" Cooper
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Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:59 am

^ was taught to paddle her own canoe by the last of the Mohicans.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:27 am

^'s Sat-Nav told ^ to turn left into Shit Creek in 100yds and throw his paddle away. There are no credible reports as to whether ^ blindly followed the instructions or not.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:50 pm

^ has installed GPS onto his Samoan attorney's collar for the next randomized grocery/research/literature outing.




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Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:07 am

^ used to think a "Polynesian" was someone who was double-jointed.
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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:10 am

^ thinks an Indonesian is someone whose legs bend in the way.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:05 pm

^ Follows the Way of the Stratocaster™.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:33 pm

^ always strikes the right chord with ^^.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:41 pm

^ described as very striking
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:59 pm

^ has struck out so often her friends stopped calling her "Lucky".
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:03 pm

^ has a dog with three legs that lost a eye in a fight with a cat, can't hear because he lost an ear to cancer...
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:15 pm

^ keeps all her peeps in a Pokéball.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:28 pm

^ yearns to enter the annual Peeps diorama contest.
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