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Re: Lies!

Postby RevWrongway » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:13 am

^ the pope's son
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:04 pm

˄ The pope's illegitimate daughter.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:30 pm

^ Punched the Dalai Lama for spilling his stubbie.
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:05 pm

Um,
Unka Woy all-ways spiwls 'is stubbies evry where
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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:08 pm

^ knows what puberty is.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:18 pm

Ho!
Pants on fyer!
No I don't Unka Woy.
Oi onlee fthree.
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Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:26 pm

^ Puberty is when your parrot starts to grow feathers and think about millet a lot. May also start pecking at its mirror, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:32 pm

Um, um, .....
Das a fib Unca Woy.
Oi knot dat!
Oi neffer even sneeks a peek at me refleckshun in the peetzer tray,
An' Oi dont have fevverrrs.
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Re: Lies!

Postby fremont » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:26 am

He have royal blood.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:13 am

Dat b trew Ferment so ye b band.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:47 am

The picture of the pirate wench featured on Nef Yoo's left cheek is his girlfriend.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue May 19, 2015 2:24 am

She b thee semi d-vine see maden , dotterr off Neptune , so ye b bannnd 2 Monebags .
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:26 pm

^ invented the semicolon.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:42 am

^has two semi colons spliced wid a reef , knot .
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:47 am

^ that is not a euphemism.
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