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Postby black bart » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:53 pm

^is the nightmare in room 101
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:21 pm

^is room 101
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Postby black bart » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:09 pm

^is room 101b...the room where they play Des O'Conner records non stop!
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Postby childof1stcousins » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:05 pm

^ is in the outhouse tryin to figure out which end of the corncob to use
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Postby black bart » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:21 pm

^is waitin patiently outside the outhouse (or Dunny) for his turn with the cotton pickin corncob.
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Postby childof1stcousins » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:51 am

^ Was last seen running across the tarmac to look for a cash machine so he could pay the $25 fee to the hairy man in the unmarked box that would allow him to leave the country.
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Postby ken worley » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:05 pm

^ Walked into the Tractor Supply Company, and asked for a "six-pack of Massey-Fergusons"
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:10 pm

^ thinks chickens have lips.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:15 am

^got rid of his own lips
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:27 am

^ got rid of Jimmy Hoffa.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:29 am

^is jimmy hoffa
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:32 am

^ knows where the shift key is.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:36 am

^knows were mickey mouses dead body is
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Postby childof1stcousins » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:10 am

^ doesn't want anyone to find out that mickey mouse is a necrophiliac
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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:18 am

^ Thinks Tempur-Pedic matresses are "stuffed with angry babies".
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