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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:28 am

^ stole the unibrow and patented it
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Postby black bart » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:20 pm

^stole the King of Spain's beard...at least I think it was his beard...
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Postby Baggy » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:12 pm

^ believes in Harvey Dent
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Postby Clifford » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:19 pm

^ Believes in Yahweh
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Postby ken worley » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:25 pm

^ Believes in Super-Yahweh Poly-Dent®
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:31 am

^ doesn't believe that rainbows and puppies can fix anything.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Hippie Pirate » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:36 am

^doesn't believe that I am the coolest immortal ever invented
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Postby Darth Zombie » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:11 am

^ is really a vampire with lycanthrope envy.
Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement

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Postby Hippie Pirate » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:13 am

^did not get half of that true...
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Postby Darth Zombie » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:33 am

^ (very heavy denial)
Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement

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Postby Jean Bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:51 pm

^ is allergic to double, triple and quadruple negations, is stirred by quintuple negations, and doesn't even think of simple negations.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby black bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:36 pm

^has got me on his/her Christmas list
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Postby Jean Bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:22 pm

^ knows the difference between Saint Nicolas and Santa Claus.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)

"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")

"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:27 am

^ confesses sins on an hourly basis.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby ken worley » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:50 am

^ Makes his living by convincing rich elderly people that he can magically take the stain of their sins off of their soul, and place it on someone else's, so they pay for them in the afterlife.
Later, (and just for kicks), he appears by the rich person's bed, just as they're dying, dressed as satan, and hisses into their ear that their attempt to send someone to hell in their place is the one unpardonable sin, and he's come to collect them for eternal suffering.


..he's really mean.
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