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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:40 am

^doesn't want to be placed in a kilt
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:41 am

^doesn't want to look under my kilt.
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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:42 am

^ was created in a kiln, but somebody forgot the glaze

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:43 am

^was created in a test tube
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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:45 am

^ lives on top of a car antennae

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Postby Rainswept » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:13 am

^ has a car antenna for genitalia.
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Postby ken worley » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:03 am

^ Has genitalia for his car antenna.


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Postby ken worley » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:04 am

ken worley wrote:^ Has genitalia for his car antenna.


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heeheehe..His radio can only pick up "NPR"
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Postby farfalla » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:46 am

^ has jealous car antenna because ^ refusses to get it genitalia like ^^ got his car antenna so ^'s radio will only get AM

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:25 am

^ wants to get female genitalia to dangle from her vehicle's trailer hitch.
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:34 am

^ Is not a pooperpants

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:35 am

^ makes good recipes.
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:37 am

^ Isn't haRrding me cookbook

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:47 am

^does not have a dirty mind
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Postby Rainswept » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:03 am

^ once wet his bed.... from where he was passed out nude on the floor beside it.
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