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Postby Baggy » Tue May 08, 2007 7:11 pm

I assume you mean the band not the family. In either case Dead Kennedys though.

The Mighty Boosh or Father Ted?
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Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 7:20 pm

Jeez, Baggy, why does everything you post have to be so...British?


Father Ted. I've heard of it.

Moses or Abraham?


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Postby Baggy » Tue May 08, 2007 7:27 pm

Moses he built a big boat.

I'll tone it down then.

Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler?
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Postby EarthRise » Tue May 08, 2007 7:29 pm

Ben Stiller; far less annoying.

When did Moses build a big boat, anyway?

Moving right along... Bill Nye the Science Guy, or Mrs. Frizzle, of the Magic Schoolbus fame?
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Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 7:36 pm

Bill Nye, he's the greatest.

Neo or Blade?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Baggy » Tue May 08, 2007 7:42 pm

It's like chosing your favorite shade of grey.

Blade he's slightly less boring.

Bender or Fry?
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Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 7:45 pm

Oh, definitely Stephen Fry.

Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie (for those Brits out there that I know and love)?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Baggy » Tue May 08, 2007 8:00 pm

Laurie. I can't watch Stuart Little anymore without thinking of House though.

House or Stuart Little's dad?
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Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 11:11 pm

House. I like his sense of humor.

A redneck or a leatherneck?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby NeuroFreak » Tue May 08, 2007 11:30 pm

Redneck, they can be surprisingly entertaining.


A 5 yr old boy and his collection of live bats

or

a 49-yr old woman going through menopause (and currently having hot flashes)
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Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 11:42 pm

Nuthin' wrong with bats.

Steve Jobs or Bill Gates?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby DeltaWhiskey » Tue May 08, 2007 11:49 pm

Bill Gates. I could smoosh him small enough to fit somewhere conveniently out of the way. Perhaps that little change return slot? He being Micro and Soft, after all. (I was gonna say 'bats' to the previous, but was out-posted.)


Chris Neil

or,

Brian McGrattan?
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Postby NeuroFreak » Wed May 09, 2007 2:55 pm

Ugh, Brian McGrattan? I don't really watch sports (though hockey is one that I can tolerate watching).

A psychoanalysist, dedicated to explaining every aspect of your personality based on your childhood.

or

A clown, with ridiculously large pants, that moons people, showing off his fat hairy bum.
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Postby Duke » Wed May 09, 2007 3:29 pm

The shrink, I love analyzing shrinks.

A country music band with their instruments, or Newt Gringrich?


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 09, 2007 5:26 pm

The band.

Depending on which it is.

If it's the Ditsy Sluts,...then no.


A ninja, or a pirate?


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