Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ItchyPirate » Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:50 pm

A woman was at her mother's funeral when she spotted an attractive guy she did not know. She spoke with him and quickly fell in love, but did not have a chance to get his name and number before the funeral started. She looked for several days after but could not find him. Then she killed her sister.

Why did she kill her sister?
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ChowMein » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:11 am

She drank her last beer .

Uhhhh is the guy her brother ?

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:47 am

Noooooooo Unkel Puddy !

1. She ken awas by sum moar beer .

2. She prolly nose hoo her own bruvver iz an' we awl hoap she duzzent wonna no him in da biblycal cents .

3. Um , fankfully u rrr not a sychopaff .
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:09 am

So they could have another funeral for him to show up at.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:59 am

Oooooooh ! Cum in spinna .

Tel 'im Snichy Pywit !
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ChowMein » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:02 pm

Alrighty , her sis was a narrsty bitch and was planning something dreadfull for all of humanity , and felines as well .
She had a bunker prepared and kidnapped the guy in order to repopulate Earth but she forgot to switch on the air conditioning and he died of dehydration .
Sis was distraught when she read other sisus diary and pushed her over the railing after she exited the bathroom after a shower since it was so hot in the bunker .

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:00 pm

Roy has the right of this one.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:35 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:So they could have another funeral for him to show up at.


Ding! We have a winner!

The reasoning for those of you that missed it: If the man knew the woman's mother, he may have known the woman's sister.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ChowMein » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:03 am

Nobuddy missed anything , i just feel that my answer is just as plausible .

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Jul 03, 2016 6:38 pm

Not feeling very rational or logical just now - I'll get back to you with another question soon...
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jan 05, 2017 1:05 pm

I've got a question. I never answered any questions, but I would like to see what everyone is able to procure (that and the last person to answer has left for good I think . . . *sniff* :cry: ). Don't bother googling the answer, it doesn't exist. Not yet.
We've all seen the, "Is Hell Endothermic Or Exothermic?" essay, and if you haven't, you should really look it up, it is one of the best essays I have ever seen.
Now I ask you: Is Heaven Endothermic Or Exothermic?
Exothermic: (adj.) Gives off heat/Creates heat. Endothermic: (adj.) Takes heat from its surroundings/Loses heat.


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