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The Lone Ranger was captured by a warlike Native American tribe. The chief tells him he will be kept prisoner for three days and then killed. The chief will grant him one wish for each of the three days. For his first wish, the Lone Ranger asks to speak with Silver, his trusty steed. Silver is fetched and LR whispers in the horse's ear. Silver gallops off at high speed and returns hours later with a stunningly attractive blond woman in the saddle. She spends a night of wild abandon with LT, complete with sound effects. The chief is mightily impressed. The next day, the chief asks LR for his next wish. Again LR asks to speak with Silver. Again he whispers in Silver's ear. Again, Silver gallops off at high speed and returns hours later, this time with a stunningly attractive brunette in the saddle. Again, she spends a very noisy night of wild abandon with him. The chief is now amazed and not a little jealous. Nontheless, he offers LT his third and final wish. This time LT asks to be allowed a private discussion with Silver. The horse is fetched. As soon as they are alone, LT violently grabs Silver by the mane and yells into it's ear "You stupid f***ing animal, I said 'bring posse'."
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