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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:19 am

9783: Thou shalt praise Ken Worley, for he knoweth how to putteth the numbering back on track with minimal fuss after someone (not to mentioneth any names) bollockseth it up.

9782: Thou shalt passeth commandments that the poster hath not numbereth'd off as mere comments, for they hath not bothereth'd to readeth the instructions, so verily thou shalt continue thy numbering from the last numbered commandment so it descendeth by means of a singular unit from the aforementioneth'd numbereth'd commandment. ie: Thou shalt numbereth the next commandment 9781.
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Postby capidosia » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:55 pm

9781: Thou shalt pay special attention to this comandment.

9780: And ignore this one

9779: Thou shalt not giveabuse to people who art 2 feet tall than thou, and weighest 18+ stone.. it art an real bad idea.
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:16 pm

9778: Thou shalt enjoy life, exept when thou dost not.
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Postby black bart » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:28 am

9777: Thou shalt enjoy thine lunch hours, yay een though they are spent alone with thine ale.
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Postby ken worley » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:35 am

9776: Thou Shalt stop whining, and dryeth up, or I shalt smacketh thou.
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Postby black bart » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:51 am

9775: Thou shalt checketh the comparitive size of thine adversary before thy threateneth said adversary with violence (are you more than 5 ft tall and older than Zankou?)
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:25 pm

9774: unless it be that pussy Chuck thingy (pox be upon him) in which case - go ahead he art all mouth and trousers

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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:28 pm

9773: thou shallt not mention The Game with the hearing of RRR, lest he should lose it and rend his clothing and gnash his teeth with much weeping and wailing

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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:30 pm

9772: furthermore (good word), having accidentally mentioned The Game in the previous commandment thou shalt avert thine eyes and stoppeth thine ears with cotton wool or some such stuff

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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:32 pm

9771: thou shallt not post more than 3 commandments in a row

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:18 pm

9770: for thou shalt realize that 3 commandments in a row will get up to mischief and create many mini-commandments..and strew crisps bags hither and yon, forsooth..& if thy realization be suspect, thou shalt be widely regarded as a tosser..
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:58 am

...............meh! so what's new?

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Postby black bart » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:03 am

9769: Thou shalt not maketh any crude remarks regarding the number of this commandment...
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:30 pm

9768: If thou art Miss Piggy thou shalt not count higher than 68, else thou shalt have frog in thy throat.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:56 am

9767 (not 9769): Thou shalt not get too uptight when thy washing machine breaketh down, for thy local laundromat be just upeth the road, and it may only be-eth a drumbelt problem, and drumbelts art low-priceth'd and easily replaceth'd so long as thou hath a screwdriver and knowest what thou art doing.
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