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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Monobaz » Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:33 am

9044: Thou shalt NOT be a commandment No. 9066 because we cannot counteth backwards (or forwards for that matter).
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 25, 2014 7:21 am

nummer nine fowsind en sumfing

ye bedder nut powt
ye bedder nut cwy
ye bedder ummm
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:46 am

9042: Thou shalt remember Monkey and keep it holy.

9041: Thou shalt not suffer thy ox, nor thy ass, nor the stranger within thy walls to work, save it shall be to splice the mainbrace or open another keg of rum.

9040: The Shat, on the other hand, he can work within thy walls as much as thou likest. Knock thyself (or indeed himself) out.

9039: KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Dec 25, 2014 8:23 pm

nummer nine fowsind en sumfing ;

bye wun en git sekind wun fer haff pwice !
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Griffin » Thu Dec 25, 2014 11:07 pm

9037: Do not assume thy relatives are nice people.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:32 pm

um - dis many

hi notter nummer, hyammer freeman!

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nancy Delia » Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:59 pm

9035 - treat your religion with respect lest the flying spaghetti monster become obsolete and unknown. do not punish your great great grandchildren or the great great grandchildren of your peers with slothfulness. let the flying spaghetti monster be known to all generations.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Seaman Staines » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:33 pm

9034 - A stitch in time indicates a defect in the fabric
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Seaman Staines » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:39 pm

9033 - Go forth and permutate - the general order of all things is but subjective.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Seaman Staines » Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:03 pm

9032 - Be not bound by tyrannical compliance to the idiocracies of others. Be considerate and confident of ones own beliefs and embrace the gift of free thought.

9031 -  With your heart true to pasta, rejoice - else suffer in mild hunger in search of your own holy sustenance.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:48 am

9030: thou shalt notice which direction the numbering goes, and number thy commandments accordingly.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Griffin » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:04 pm

9029: Thou shalt remember commandment number 9030. If you can remember some of the others, that would be nice too.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nancy Delia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:34 pm

9028 - Thou shalt wish upon a star by looking out thine window every time you watch a Disney movie.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:28 pm

lotz : ye beddar nott b in da kookee jarrrrrrrr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby DavidH » Wed Dec 31, 2014 1:12 pm

9026-ish - thou shalt not let the Neff Yoo out of thy grasp before thou hast belted him round the earhole.

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