10,000 (more) Commandments

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:45 pm

8901: When marking the papers of thine students, one should be halfway pissed. It makes it less painful.

89-00: When marking maths papers of thine students, one should be totally pissed. It is the only way to understand their working out.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby ItchyPirate » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:28 pm

8999: When transitioning from a four-digit number ending in two 0's to the next number down, you shall get confused and keep the first two digits the same.

8898: When going down by one more number, you shall correct your mistake.

8897: When people start discussing complicated topics like math, you shall end your participation in the conversation and :lurk:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:42 am

8896: Thou shalt not spontaneously combust without the proper, laminated paperwork on hand.


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