8901: When marking the papers of thine students, one should be halfway pissed. It makes it less painful.
89-00: When marking maths papers of thine students, one should be totally pissed. It is the only way to understand their working out.
10,000 (more) Commandments
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- daftbeaker
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
- ItchyPirate
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
8999: When transitioning from a four-digit number ending in two 0's to the next number down, you shall get confused and keep the first two digits the same.
8898: When going down by one more number, you shall correct your mistake.
8897: When people start discussing complicated topics like math, you shall end your participation in the conversation and
8898: When going down by one more number, you shall correct your mistake.
8897: When people start discussing complicated topics like math, you shall end your participation in the conversation and

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He who laughs, lasts.
"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini

He who laughs, lasts.

"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It is better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking."
--Brom, character in Eragon by Christopher Paolini
- StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments
8896: Thou shalt not spontaneously combust without the proper, laminated paperwork on hand.
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