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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Probably Rye » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:26 pm

8955 - thou shalt not slaughter puppies with a machete
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:48 pm

8954: Thou shalt not leave thine sentences in an unfinished fashion, nor deem it right and proper to open thyself unto . . . *gazes off into distance*.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:15 pm

8966 - swab tha deck ! rrr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:02 pm

8953: Upon editorials of thine posts, always use thine, "E", "D", "I", "T", and, ":" keys to signify thine edited sectors of thine posts, lest thou confuzzle thine fellow forum-treaders.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:27 pm

8956 - wok tha plank ! rrr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:47 am

8952: To stop thy slow boiling of thy planet, cause much upwelling of frigid waters, resting lazily deep in the sea like some giant, peaceful beast, waiting to be awoken and pulled gently to the surface . . .

8951: Thou shalt suggest I become a poet before continuing thine commandment 8952 in commandment 8950.

8950: Back to those upwellings . . . oh yes! Thou shalt cause much upwellings to stop thine planet's boiling, primarily using ICRs, IVIs, and ATOs.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:18 pm

8967 - hoist tha sales
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:54 pm

8949: Beat thine neighbors as thyself, and with direct legal consent ONLY.

8948: Thy neighbor's beatings, whenst bestowed upon thou, count, quite verily, as the most direct of legal consents.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:05 pm

8877 - go feed tha sharrrks ( wiff a cannon feef StayfurstyUrkWitfaild )
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:27 pm

8947: Thou shalt not force thy B, nor thy D, nor thy S, nor thy M onto any that shan't like it.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Probably Rye » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:50 pm

8946 - Thou shalt disregard Commandment 8955 if the puppies wield machetes themselves
8945 - Unless they're still really cute
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:12 pm

8944: *Rubbing an appendage, which bears suspicious-looking bite marks* On second thought, disregard thy commandment 8945. Just run like heII.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:18 pm

8978 - battin tha hatchuss !!!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:48 am

-8943: Thou shalt not set thine wolves, neither hunting nor domestic nor any sort other-wise, upon thy self.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:41 pm

8965 - way ancur rrrr
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