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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Probably Rye » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:00 pm

8942 - Thou shalt not scream 'Damnit, eating people is bad!' in public out of context. People will stare.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Monobaz » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:01 am

Probably Rye wrote:8955 - thou shalt not slaughter puppies with a machete


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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:54 am

8933 - hokay i fixt it agun

stop messin wi tha nummers
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:59 am

8932: Thou shalt not assume that all new converts are Eric. Only the ones that actually are Eric are Eric.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:50 am

8941: Thou shall not mess with the numerals of thine commandments (*coughRoycough*).

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:07 am

8930-ya hasta inclood alla Nefyooblakberds comanmints so yer nummers dunt kownt ! nana :moon:

butt i juss b free yeers old rrr
so i dunt kownt so gud rrr

tha uncas can fixit beddarr affarrr rrrrr
affarr i band ya :nefyoobash:

din ye kant mess it no moor :moon:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:13 am

8940: And I thought you were finally not acting like an **s . . . Thou shalt not follow thine fellow forum-dwellers and harass them overlong, aarrrrggghh. :fsm_yarr:

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Monobaz » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:22 am

8939: Eric shalt not harass Nef Yoo.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:27 am

8938: Blessed are they that remember the existence of the 'remove this carbuncle from the forum entirely' button, and moderate their behaviour accordingly.
Some adolescent pedants may consider that this is not a commandment. This is: get stuffed.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:31 am

Staysteelingcanins wrote:8940: And I thought you were finally not acting like an **s . . . Thou shalt not follow thine fellow forum-dwellers and harass them overlong, aarrrrggghh. :fsm_yarr:


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ye band Urk :nefyoobash:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:31 am

8937: Thou shalt not gain thy powers of thy protagonists of Saint Row IV, and thus go mad with thine new-found powers

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:11 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:8938: Blessed are they that remember the existence of the 'remove this carbuncle from the forum entirely' button, and moderate their behaviour accordingly.
Some adolescent pedants may consider that this is not a commandment. This is: get stuffed.


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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:30 pm

8936: Thou shalt not gum up thine works.

8935: Thou shalt not gum up the works of thine neighbors, nor those of others, not unless it be hilarious in nature and of no misfortune to the owner of a-fore mentioned works.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:21 pm

wadder down tha grog wiff pineappull an kokonut joose rrr !
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 17, 2017 5:06 pm

8934: Thou shalt not be a Nef Yoo.

8933: Thou shalt not become a were-fork (commonly reffered of as one of a group classified as, "lycanthroforks") upon the arrival of thy full moon.


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