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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:58 pm

StayThirstyUrkNancyblahblah wrote:
8999: Oi get a chubbee finkin bout loose caninz , steel thine Gospel and fondull it , steel thine Loose Canon an mount it verily, if thee can. on tha main dekk


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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:51 pm

8970: Thou shalt learn of thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it.

8969: Thou shalt hold duct tape as a wondrous material.

8968: Thou shalt eat, else thee starve.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:59 pm

StaysteelinMycannonz wrote:8970: Thou shalt learn of steeling thine Loose Cannons, else thee be doomed to OCD.

8969: Thou shalt hold stolen loose cannonzs as a wondrous stolen loose cannon
8968: Thou shalt steel loose cannons, else thee not sleep for fond dulling of stolen loose cannons


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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:06 pm

8967: Thou shalt use thine parentheses (properly).

8966: Thou shalt use thine periods. Properly.

8965: Thou shalt use thine commas, and properly.

8964: Thou shalt use thine 'postrophes properly.

8963: Thou shalt use thine "quotational marks" properly.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:24 pm

8962: Thou shalt not get a chubby when conversing with Nef Yoo. That shit's not right.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:26 pm

8961: Thou shalt not give Nef Yoo neurotoxin of any sort.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:12 am

8960: Thou shalt not let stayfrisky-urk canon feef steel eny lewse canins , rrrr . :zen:
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:46 am

8960: Thou shalt not follow thine commandments, should they be

8959: Thou shalt not mis-spell thine comandments.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:24 am

Staysteelingloosecanonnons wrote:8960: Thou shalt not steal loose canons, should they be stolen

8959: Thou shalt not fib abowt not swiping dem loose cannons.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:26 am

8959: Thou shalt not lie.

8958: Thou shalt disregard any and all, or parts, or commandment 8959 if it shouldst suit thine purposes, or doth more good than to follow aforementioned commandment.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:00 am

8957: Thou shalt not kill . . . a thread.

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Probably Rye » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:33 pm

8956: Thou shalt not finish a
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:06 pm

8957 finush yer hoamwerk rrr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:12 pm

8955: Thou shalt not use the word [REDACTED].

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:16 pm

8956 - git ta bed
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